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Thursday, August 6, 2009

Lightening and Thunder

Yeah, I still need to get me some of that.

I'm saddened by permanent departures. A friend's going back home and chances of ever seeing him again are minimal. Its sad. And there's all those promises you make in these situations; to write, send pics, spend each day on skype but there's something about the distance that makes you lose the bond that proximity gave you. Something about forgetting what their smile looks like and how they had a silly dance move that they'd perfected (and how they used to sprawl on the grass when under the influence). I wish he didn't have to go.Oh well, we meet to part, part to meet and what not.

Eh, good news: Great things are coming my way. Now, don't think ill of me but I was googling, as I'm wont to do when... no, I remember how it started, I think I was googling the conspiracy theories on why MJ turned white when I came across this article that said he had a '2 line path'. My mind lurched onto this and by the end of the day, I'd discovered numerology and the fact that mine is a 5 line path.

Now, while there, on the numerology website, I glanced to the side and there was a psychic beckoning me. Yes, I gave in and she told me many nice things but couldn't give me details till I paid her some money. Kati, according to her, I'm on the brink of a life changing expirience so if I give her money, she'll tell me what to look out for, if I don't, nga it passes me by. Now what are the odds that I'm sending my ka hard earned cash to Carlifonia?

In other news: Alcohol makes men bold (and women loose but that's not the point).

7 comments:

Unknown said...

Mama told me never give people u've never met yo money.

seriously, i hope you're not serious abt this numerology stuff...

the emrys said...

last time i checked i had a 7 line path

Unknown said...

word.
never pay your diomes to people who don't deserve it. and yes your life wont drastically change because you sent a woman some cash.
otherwise we'd all get laid by teh girl in the bar whose "brother" we bought a beer.

Sleek said...

Wama you pay, i want good things to come to you...just tell her you know Amin and she will not play with your money

normzo™ said...

and now i know why i am going bold- and why she has always been loose.

Elle B said...

@Nevender
Well, i think if she stayed there in Ntinda I'd pay. There's something about distance that makes me care alot less.

@Emrys
Hey, nice. That stuff's so exact! Was it correct for you?

@Spartakuss
I hear you. But it was fun reading all those things she wrote. Anti I excite easily.

@Sleek
I'm not bribing good things to come to me, I'm getting inside info on how to approach things for max results.

@ normzo
Coca cola is the way to go. For you and the love of your life.

ck said...

to carlifonia for my 5 liner

what are the chances they are not playing you.
guys and the truth...a little intoxication gets them there. i think church hours should change to after a night out.