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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

It's just a thought

I might have been a creature of the night in my past life. I probably went to bars which had clienteles that included boogeymen, vampires, ghouls, mythical creatures, werewolves.... I probably got involved in a love triangle that featured a werewolf called Lasher and a vampire called Amadillo.

What's to be done when a brother sees you coming from far, diverts and then pretends to just have seen you when you pass him by? Keep walking.

My roomie is still recovering from my tales of incubuses and succubuses or is it succubi? Give her nightmares, she says. muhmhmhm. I wonder whether to feel sorry or not.lol

I know that life likes to stab you in the back all the time. It likes to hit you where it hurts the most. If life realises that you have a weak spot for something, it's gon' press down, and hard.So I've got me a remedy: act like you don't care about anything. That way, it doesn't know how to toy with you and it leaves you alone. It's working but it's bloody dull.

Am feeling Dido's see u when yo 40

Friday, October 12, 2007

2nd Edition, new, abdridged and standardised

I'm turning 22 in a month or two. My list of things to do before I turn 25 is long and untouched. Not a single crossing. But on a brighter note, I have decided to re-invent myself. Here's a partial list:

for reference's sake: Before Re-invention(BR), After Re-invention(AR)

BR;
Daily routine is as follows: room, class, room class, room, class, room, class, room class...
AR;
room, class, room, all nighter@ wherever, room, class, room class, room, step out for the evening, room, class,room,class,room class, be unaccounted for, room, class...You get the drift.

BR;
Invited to a party? Here's before: Dress decently, smartly, for the day. Go to class, be careful not to get dirty. Head straight for the party after . With my satchel bulging with books.
AR;
Get back from class, shower and primp till am running late. Look for a diva- like outfit, high heels. Tiny, almost negligable black purse. Yeah, then am good to go.

BR;
Opposite sex relations.
Wow, I had so much fun! How nice you are! Can I have your number?
AR;
That was fun. Bye.(No more asking for numbers first. There are unbelievable repurcussions)

BR;
No lip gloss
AR
Lip gloss. On a regular.

That's it for now. Am still looking for things that might need enhancement.

Meanwhile. I proved that it's not only alcohol that makes people bold. Coca-cola does toO. Check it out: I saw some two nice boys dancing the coolest shuffle i've seen in a while. I so badly wanted to be taught so I run through a couple of cute opening lines (in my head) and took a fortifying gulp of Coke. I spent the night learning all sorts of routines. It was fun. Which causes me to wonder; do we hide behind the alcohol? Do we do things well knowingly and then blame them on the drink? I don't know. All I know is that after I've drank about 3 bottles ofCoca-cola, I feel like I can conquer the world.