PAST LIVES

Sometimes, I sit back and speculate on factors responsible for the way I turned out. I come up with lots of ideas. The one that appeals to me most is that my present day character is a mixture of all the things I've been in past lives. Every facet of me is a remnant of a whole personality that once existed.
Having settled on this explanation, through a lot of research and hard work , I came up with a list of the more recent lifetimes;

1. A hoochie. (complete with pink feathers)
2. A vampire bounty hunter, complete with the leather outfit and dominatrix boots
3. A raving beauty who became a recluse coz she was causing riots. And finally...
4. A nobel laureate (can't figure out what for yet).
5. A nymph (wood spirit)

I have no evidence of any of these personas except number 3. I'm afraid to elaborate but... here goes; I look into the mirror alot. Yeah, most people are closet 'look-in-mirror-a lotters' but it's different for me. I don't look because am vain. Nope. I do so because I keep expecting great beauty to be thrust upon me. And am not even playing.

BLOG's CLASSIFIED

ETERNAL COSMETIC BOO WANTED

A seemingly normal young lady is looking for a companion to make her family stop looking at her wierd.

QUALIFICATIONS

1. must show lots of affection in public, none what's so ever in private. Ama shoot you.

2. Must be mature (in public anyway)

3. Must be highly impulsive with a proclivity to make nonsensical decisions (I'll support you all the way).

4. A deep knowledge of every thing grim, wiered, fantastic and fun. This info will come in handy when you hear the magic words, "We need to talk".

5. Lots of level headedness and insight is required since even I aren't sure what we're dealing with.

NB: I'm kidding. But I was thinking it.